Movie 3 - Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus

Movie number 3 was Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus. The spell check is flagging Crocosaurus as if it's misspelled. I guess discovery of this creature hasn't hit mainstream news yet. In this highly anticipated cinema event a shark bigger than any military ships finds itself trying to eat the eggs of a momma croc. The scale of this movie is just immense. Obviously this movie stars those two mega titans I previously mentioned and the supporting cast is pretty laughable, filled with no names. Except one man. Jaleel White. "Who is Jaleel White?" you may ask, and I'll tell you. URKEL. That's right. Urkel is in this movie. The rest of this review will do little to change your mind as to whether or not you watch this masterpiece and I will not try to dissuade you. This is pure sci-fi monster cheese throughout. The extras are so laughably horrible and doing such small tasks such as arbitrarily pointing at a map, following orders or even walking down a hallway. Next to Urkel there's a couple of other main actors. You will probably recognize the captain of the super elite military ship but you won't know his actual non-actor name. His second hand man has a good old-fashioned case of over-acting. There's a Crocodile Dundee, Peirce Brosnan, Johnny Depp channeling dude thrown in too. Then there's the lady that recruits them all who also has a mean case of the try-hards. The special effects here wouldn't stand out from any random Sci-Fi channel movie. This isn't a great film but I wouldn't tell anyone not to watch it either. It is a good cheesy palate cleanser.

2.5 arc flashes out of 5